Facebook just asked me why I’m not in a relationship
Honestly I don’t know my friend

I’m reading a fic and I can’t tell if the character wants to murder or sleep with the other character

percyjackson:

A new never-before-seen quote from Hermes!

“I’m sorry to be the God of Obviousness, but I’m with a customer.”

Reblog with your thoughts!

- If I rewrite today you won’t remember. You won’t go looking for my name.
- You’ll still have secrets.
- Better that way.

“I died saving him. In return he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe, left me like a book on a shelf. Didn’t even say good-bye.”